> no wlasnie szukalem tego watku i zdginal razem z mario ktory byl krolem dowcipu ..czyzby O Admin oby go zczyscilo !! ale tu jest jeden jak barboszka starala sie o prace w FBI :-)) i moze nasz grupowy tlumacz zaprzysiegly z pieknej roztotczyzny prztlumacz

temat: Zaginione dowcipy ?

autor komentarza: emski

data dodania: 2009-07-15 18:54:36

treść:
no wlasnie szukalem tego watku i zdginal razem z mario ktory byl krolem dowcipu ..czyzby O Admin oby go zczyscilo !!
ale tu jest jeden jak barboszka starala sie o prace w FBI :-)) i moze nasz grupowy tlumacz zaprzysiegly z pieknej roztotczyzny prztlumaczy zainteresowanej :-))

Job at the FBI
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews

And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the
FBI agents took one of
The men to a large metal door and handed
Him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your
Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
Quiet for a bout 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
Same instructions, to kill her husband She took the
Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
After another. They heard screaming, crashing,
Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to Beat him to
death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Barboszka are crazy. Don't mess with her :-)))

tytuł:
treść:	>no wlasnie szukalem tego watku i zdginal razem z mario ktory byl krolem dowcipu >..czyzby O Admin oby go zczyscilo !! >ale tu jest jeden jak barboszka starala sie o prace w FBI :-)) i moze nasz grupowy >tlumacz zaprzysiegly z pieknej roztotczyzny prztlumaczy zainteresowanej :-)) > >Job at the FBI >The FBI had an opening for an assassin. > >After all the background checks, interviews > >And testing were done, there were 3 finalists; >Two men and a woman. > > > >For the final test, the >FBI agents took one of >The men to a large metal door and handed >Him a gun. > > > >'We must know that you will follow your >Instructions no matter what the circumstances. > > > >Inside the room you will find your wife sitting >In a chair .. . . Kill her!!' > > > >The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could >Never shoot my wife.' > > > >The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man >For this job. Take your wife and go home.' > > > >The second man was given the same instructions. >He took the gun and went into the room. All was >Quiet for a bout 5 minutes. > > > >The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, >But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't >Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.' > > > >Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the >Same instructions, to kill her husband She took the >Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one >After another. They heard screaming, crashing, >Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was >Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the >Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. > > > >'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to Beat him to >death with the chair.' > > > >MORAL: > > >Barboszka are crazy. Don't mess with her :-)))
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